Right from the beginning before you made the booking, you asked me questions about sleeping on sofa in the conservatory, and I provided you answers, which you were satisfied. You went on to make the booking.
You stayed here for 3 nights. I asked you the questions: Did you sleep well there? How did you like it? You answered me: I slept well. I like it. It was very comfortable sleeping on the sofa. Yes, you did say if someone is tall, the sofa may not be long enough. However, you never said anything about the privacy curtains while you were staying here. Curtains and blinds, they do provide privacy for the conservatory – nobody can see through. What you were saying is that if someone is determined, it is possible they can deliberately go to the edge and peep in from a slant angle. But we don't do that sort of thing in this household.
While you were here, you told me the reason you booked the room was because you wanted to save money. You said the company would pay you the petrol money for travel, but they don't pay for your accommodation. Since you have to pay for it, you want to find a room that is cheap and comfortable. That was why you booked it even though your temporary work place was in Preston, in order to save some of your own money, you didn't mind the distance. So it was a help to you.
You already knew right from the beginning, it is a conservatory, not a bedroom. A week after you checked out, you suddenly wrote a review as if you booked a bedroom. If it were a bedroom, the price would be different. I did offer you a bedroom upstairs, but you declined because you said it was comfortable sleeping in the conservatory and you wanted to save money.
I don't like you say something nice to me in person, and then say something bad afterwards in public.
Unlike you, I told you in person what I thought about your making noise when cooking early in the morning while other people were still sleeping. I understand you were trying to save money by preparing food for the day. I never asked you to stop cooking, but only to keep the noise level down. And I did not intend to tell everyone in public about your bad habit. Now I said it, after your comments, maybe other future hosts may learn something about you and they can decide whether they would accept you cooking early in the morning in their house.