I wish this were true. He also slept in the second bedroom uninvited, unauthorised and without paying. Not acceptable. As for the state of the house - I had to clean the spa which you left in a filthy state; I had to wash the blue throw on the bed because stuff had been spilt on it; same with two of the cushions in the lounge room; and clean off dirty, grubby finger marks off my white furniture. To be told when I complained about an unauthorised, unpaying guest that "what should it matter to you when we see what you've got" was the final insult from this couple. Also I was originally told that their four year old would be staying with their mother and when I queried why she had not I was told "my mother had problems and could not take her and anyway, it is none of your business". Excuse me? My home and none of my business. I am glad that they do not want to stay here again as it saves me the trouble of having to refuse.